You make my heart smile

No one would have to tan in this world if we all wore sunglasses.

7am

Geeeeeeee-off

7pm

Sometimes I honestly believe that there is nothing better than ‘Better together’ by Jack Johnson.

Nothing.

4pm

loves

• Green and Black’s hot chocolate
• Haribo strawbs
• Turkish delight
• Liquorice
• Colgate toothpaste
• reggae reggae sauce
• Copella apple juice
• Powdery milk bottles

6pm

Quotations from facebook because I know no one else cares about reading it!

LOSER 

• “End of.” 
• “full stop for emphasis.” 
• “life without me would be … like Rosy without Jim … like chemistry without Mr Rogers … like Miss Fitzpatrick without her dog … like my cheese sandwiches without the pickle” 
• “freakazoid” 
• “GORDON!” 
• “Scrumpet” 
• “Don’t you think the librarian looks a tiny bit like Miss Trunchball?’ 
• “Am I wearing 2 bras?” - “No love, it’s your bag.” 

SHABS

• At night I dream about you and then I wake up craving chicken chow mein, weird huh?

 JOE

• “LOVELY” 

AKUA

• “Boom boom boom. Bang bang bang. There’s a war going on in this heart of mine” 
• “you rapscallion” 
• “coolangatta” 
• “Interdependent sugar puff” 

MR CURRIE

• “This is an area where you may come unstuck” 
• “chemist’s hand/foot” 
• “What I’d be inclined to do is…” 
• “It’s beginning to smell like a real Chemistry lab now” 
• “I can feel a sexist comment coming on…” 

MC SAMMI B

• “I see a problem here… and it revolves around cows. They should be banned.” 

MISCELLANEOUS

• “That’s liiiiife” 
• “how is the going” 
• “i will keep hopping” 
• “laters loser” 
• “Disclaimer” 
• “You’re gonna have curly hair like your baby” 
• “Schweeeeet” 
• “I wish my boobs defied gravity” 
• “Just go in the bushes why don’t you” 
• “Sperminated!” 
• “MEGA LOLS” 
• “chickitty china chinese chicken” 
• “Maaaaaaaaaate!” 
• “Let’s join a nunnery… It’s time for midnight mass…” 
• “Free radicals” 
• “skull man. tree man” 
• “He’s your boyfriend” 
• “i was geting naked in the hallway… and i ran into a door” 
• “i’m your buddy, you’re my buddy and we’re gonna stick together. Like peanut butter. I’m your buddy, you’re my buddy and we’re gonna stick together. Like gum on your shoe. I’ll stick with you.” 
• “but it’s so slappable” 
• “cos we’re practically nuns. We should be in sister act” 
• “Neminyaaaaaaaa”

3pm

Remember…

when we watched Supernanny over Skype together.

7am

I eat too many lollies. I think I’ve damaged my tongue.

I eat too many cookies. I think I’ve damaged my fat stores.

Oh well, not as if I’m gonna stop.

5pm

Remember…

in Kenya when Ken played that CD over and over and over again in the car.

2pm

When I grow up…

I want to be a baker/photographer (it’s much more fun than biochemistry!)

It’s Martha’s birthday today and we went on the charity pirate treasure hunt last night so we basically celebrated it yesterday. I was so excited to put my new cake stand and piping set to use. Really really excited! Took me two trips to Asda though because I didn’t get enough butter or icing sugar. Was NOT happy about that!

I was freaking out when I took these photos. There was a lot of squealing and jumping up and down and Vicky thought I was weird. Whatever. As Joe always says, I only make the cupcakes so that I can take photos of them ;)

We went on the pirate thing. Martha was so so SO drunk. I have never seen someone puke so much fluid. She was a walking waterfall. I can’t believe she didn’t make it out. She went home at 11! It was a good night though, even if we couldn’t celebrate her birthday with her.

Oh, and the cupcakes tasted yum.

5pm