Quotations from facebook because I know no one else cares about reading it!
LOSER
- “End of.”
- “full stop for emphasis.”
- “life without me would be … like Rosy without Jim … like chemistry without Mr Rogers … like Miss Fitzpatrick without her dog … like my cheese sandwiches without the pickle”
- “freakazoid”
- “GORDON!”
- “Scrumpet”
- “Don’t you think the librarian looks a tiny bit like Miss Trunchball?’
- “Am I wearing 2 bras?” - “No love, it’s your bag.”
SHABS
- At night I dream about you and then I wake up craving chicken chow mein, weird huh?
JOE
- “LOVELY”
AKUA
- “Boom boom boom. Bang bang bang. There’s a war going on in this heart of mine”
- “you rapscallion”
- “coolangatta”
- “Interdependent sugar puff”
MR CURRIE
- “This is an area where you may come unstuck”
- “chemist’s hand/foot”
- “What I’d be inclined to do is…”
- “It’s beginning to smell like a real Chemistry lab now”
- “I can feel a sexist comment coming on…”
MC SAMMI B
- “I see a problem here… and it revolves around cows. They should be banned.”
MISCELLANEOUS
- “That’s liiiiife”
- “how is the going”
- “i will keep hopping”
- “laters loser”
- “Disclaimer”
- “You’re gonna have curly hair like your baby”
- “Schweeeeet”
- “I wish my boobs defied gravity”
- “Just go in the bushes why don’t you”
- “Sperminated!”
- “MEGA LOLS”
- “chickitty china chinese chicken”
- “Maaaaaaaaaate!”
- “Let’s join a nunnery… It’s time for midnight mass…”
- “Free radicals”
- “skull man. tree man”
- “He’s your boyfriend”
- “i was geting naked in the hallway… and i ran into a door”
- “i’m your buddy, you’re my buddy and we’re gonna stick together. Like peanut butter. I’m your buddy, you’re my buddy and we’re gonna stick together. Like gum on your shoe. I’ll stick with you.”
- “but it’s so slappable”
- “cos we’re practically nuns. We should be in sister act”
- “Neminyaaaaaaaa”
